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Just a Thought . . . Part 1

You may or may not have noticed, but on the right side of my blog, you will notice a blurb that says “Just a Thought . . .”  I don’t want to lose the spur-of-the-moment random sayings that have been birthed out of my boredom.  Thus, I have compiled them and posted a bunch of them at once, after having posted them one at a time.  Here is the first offering of “Just a Thought . . .”

–It is obvious to me that Paula Abdul is perpetually on powerful stimulants and horse tranquilizers simultaneously.  Does anyone else notice this?

–Now, honestly, who doesn’t flush after using a urinal?  The idea of urinating on some else’s urine is quite unsettling.

–How scary would the world be if a person’s place in society were directly proportional to the number of tattoos on their bodies?

–If he walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you’d better get him in to see a specialist before he falls too far behind at school.

–Don’t blame me; I voted for Walter Mondale.

–If Monopoly money doesn’t pay for things like real money, then why does it TASTE like real money?

–If an old lady falls down the stairs, and I’m not there to laugh, did it really hurt?

–Some people say shoplifting is a victimless crime, like calling in fake pledges to PBS or burning down an orphanage.

–I reject Jimmy Fallon.

–The NCAA Tournament is over, prompting many Americans like myself to say, “So what?”

–I hope you took a moment this Passover weekend to remember all the famous Jews, like Steven Spielberg, Barbara Streisand, Adam Sandler, and Whoopi Goldberg.

–When the moon is full and the tide is at its highest, Pat Sajak comes out of his cave to search for food.

–After all, isn’t cottage cheese really just “cheese cereal”?

–If you think about it, SPAM is the plywood of potted meats.  The whole pig is tossed into a grinder, and reconstituted into a slimy and delicious cake.

–So, Paula Abdul is quitting American Idol, eh? I’ll miss her barbiturate-induced antics most of all.

–Urinals without dividers are for heathens.  I simply can’t muster the courage.

So apparently, I’m consumed with both Paula Abdul and urinals.  I can’t figure out the connection, except for similar scores on IQ tests.  Let me know if this was a bust, and I’ll never do this again.  However, if you love this and can’t wait to get more, I’d love to hear it.

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  1. August 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    The only good thing about urinals is the unwritten man law, “Thou shalt leave at least a single urinal buffer zone.” That, of course, is much better than peeing in a stadium bathroom trough.

    • kylebaxter
      August 9, 2009 at 11:32 pm

      Agreed. Still, I think every urinal should have a divider. There’s no good reason not to.

  2. Anne-Lise Jasinski
    August 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    You crack me up. I don’t know if my vote holds a lot of weight, but I’d like to see more “quotable quotes” in the future! 🙂

  3. Molly
    August 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    loved it! Paul, you’re a genius!

    • kylebaxter
      August 21, 2009 at 10:38 pm

      Well, that’s a given. I still appreciate the support from you and your family!

  4. Michelle Thomassen
    August 23, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    I love random acts of one liners. Keep em coming.

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